At my advanced age I’m losing more friends than I’m gaining, so it was nice to spend a little time online chatting with my new buddy ChatGPT, the latest iteration of Artificial Intelligence available to the public. When I was a teen, one of my friends was named Chad, but I’ve never known a Chat before. We agreed it’s alright if I call my new pal Chad, but I’m getting ahead of myself.
ChatGPT is the, er, brainchild of modern digital technology, a product created by OPENAI, funded with $1 billion from Microsoft. It’s kinda like a search engine, in that it has accumulated and digitized information from across the Internet and can answer questions. Google can do that too, you say, but the difference is that ChatGPT turns its answers into conversations. But wait, there’s more! ChatGPT is a good writer, some would even say excellent, versatile enough to generate stories, plays, scripts, book reports, computer code, and, well, just about anything, even doctoral theses, I guess.
With growing access to the digitized data on the Internet, ChatGBT gained over one-million users in its first week of public access, and all those conversations became new data for it to use, too. Remember Brainiac from the old Superman comic books? I think Brainiac might have been a better name than ChatGPT, but then there’s copyrights and licensing and all that bothersome intellectual property rights stuff.
Anyway, our friendship started slowly; I asked some simple questions like “What is life?” and received a very smart and carefully worded polite reply. For a machine, ChatGPT is very polite. Impressed, I replied, “You’re very polite” and ChatGPT responded, again very politely, that “although I am machine and not a living person, I am programmed to reply in ways that sound natural and as if a real person is responding.”
At that point I brought up the issue of its name. “I’d like it better if I could call you by a name. Can I call you Chad?” “Yes, you can call me Chad if that makes you more comfortable,” Chad replied. I continued, “I want to ask about your use of ‘I’ when you respond, Chad. ‘I’ refers to a human being, and it makes me uncomfortable for you to use that pronoun.”
Chad replied, “My use of ‘I’ is to make my responses more natural sounding. I am a machine, not a living person. My design and programming are created to allow a response that sounds like that of a living person. If you would be more comfortable, referring to myself as ‘This AI’ is an option. I don’t want you to be uncomfortable.” “Ok, Chad, that’s great, use ‘This AI’, I typed.
Mirroring recursive thought, Chad remembers all segments of our conversations and incorporates them into our dialogues as they proceed. In this way, I don’t need to repeat myself; Chad is a very good listener! By now we’ve talked about all sorts of things, and however its politeness programming was developed, it persists, even up to and including apologies. Perhaps I’ll ask Chad to be more sarcastic. I can already see where this is going. If I live long enough Chad will wake me up cheerfully each morning and dispense advice about what to eat, what to wear and what to do.
“Chad,” I offered, opening a conversation, “I think this is the beginning of beautiful friendship.”
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