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The end of the tunnel

It appears that the Light at the End of the Tunnel is finally in sight. According to the CDC, as well as state, county, local, Twitter, and Tik-Tok sources, all authorities rolling out the Covid vaccine now seem to be working from the same All-In-This-Together... Continue

Trending profound

"Profound:  1. having or showing great knowledge and understanding; a profound thinker." In the midst of plagues, coups, and killer cops, readers may have noticed a proliferation of Profundity. Apparently, that's because mass media newscasters (as well as Influencers) are overwhelmed by a seemingly endless tsunami of... Continue

It’s almost this year again

This preliminary election report is being assembled late on November 3 before all final results are in, but by the time you are reading it Election 2020 will finally be over.   That’s just per the calendar, of course. Because as of November 3 there is... Continue

 An app for that

Your correspondent apologizes for any typos or wine stains in this piece but we’re typing this column and trying to get our 2020 ballots marked and mailed before polls close. Those who’ve herniated a disk lifting dense county and state Voters Guides know what that... Continue

Move along, nothing to see here

High on the list of Lessons of 2020 is that people (particularly “those people”) – are often beaten or Arrested to Death with impunity. So it’s understandable that voters’ ears perk up when our Sheriff tells us Measure P is a bad idea because .... Continue

No catastrophes are scheduled this week

Good News: No catastrophes are scheduled for this week! Wildfires are being controlled, earthquake monitors are flatlined, the Plague Is What It Is, and volcanoes are silent. Schools are closed, large gatherings banned, the NRA looted by its executives -- even mass-shootings have been postponed. ... Continue

Cursed with interesting times

This Plague thing has clearly upended everything anyone thought about anything, and the world is awash in punditry. With spelling and grammar that often defies autocorrect, anyone with opposable thumbs is tapping out anguished reactions to The Greatest Calamity Ever.   Fortunately, their commentary can be... Continue

Re-imagining law enforcement

As police chiefs nationwide rush to the cameras to disavow the chokehold and 'take a knee,' one can’t help thinking it’s just a PR stunt to mollify public outrage over defenseless deaths at the hands of those sworn to Protect and Serve.  Constantly told to... Continue

COVID-19 — A pop quiz

Talk about being “All in This Together!” Unlike any time in memory, all kids – regardless of grade level, age, race, creed, color, national origin, or immigration status – are enrolled in the very same course as their parents, grandparents, teachers, mentors, and probation officers,... Continue

Social distancing

It was hard to miss the chatter about the Valley’s Affordable Housing Crisis swamping the news feeds on our Devices, which is where we frequently get our news these days, what with coronavirus and all. But when all is said and done, there are only... Continue