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Snark Infested Waters

Socially distant

Amidst endless mass shootings, wars, wildfires, drought, plague, economic collapses, insurrections, bomb cyclones, atmospheric rivers, drug deaths, and sea levels rising as fast as the crime rate, perhaps no rallying cry has been heard as often as "We're All In This Together!"   It's a noble... Continue

A troll down memory lane

Quick: In 45,000 words or less, can you describe what the world was like for you and your loved ones just five short years ago, in August, 2016?   With all that's transpired, you might not even remember who our President was back then.  No, not... Continue

This is America! What could possibly go wrong?  

One sign our nation is Back on Track is that Covid could be vaccinated into submission in much of the country by the 4th of July. Once-scarce vaccinations are now available everywhere, from bus stops to taco trucks, and Americans 12 years of age &... Continue

Trial of the Century (so far)

Not since Atticus Finch defended Tom Robinson back in 1929 Alabama has a trial transfixed the nation like that of ex-police officer Derek Chauvin, now facing charges ranging from manslaughter to second-degree murder for kneeling on the neck of George Floyd, a black man, until... Continue

The end of the tunnel

It appears that the Light at the End of the Tunnel is finally in sight. According to the CDC, as well as state, county, local, Twitter, and Tik-Tok sources, all authorities rolling out the Covid vaccine now seem to be working from the same All-In-This-Together... Continue

Trending profound

"Profound:  1. having or showing great knowledge and understanding; a profound thinker." In the midst of plagues, coups, and killer cops, readers may have noticed a proliferation of Profundity. Apparently, that's because mass media newscasters (as well as Influencers) are overwhelmed by a seemingly endless tsunami of... Continue

It’s almost this year again

This preliminary election report is being assembled late on November 3 before all final results are in, but by the time you are reading it Election 2020 will finally be over.   That’s just per the calendar, of course. Because as of November 3 there is... Continue

 An app for that

Your correspondent apologizes for any typos or wine stains in this piece but we’re typing this column and trying to get our 2020 ballots marked and mailed before polls close. Those who’ve herniated a disk lifting dense county and state Voters Guides know what that... Continue

Move along, nothing to see here

High on the list of Lessons of 2020 is that people (particularly “those people”) – are often beaten or Arrested to Death with impunity. So it’s understandable that voters’ ears perk up when our Sheriff tells us Measure P is a bad idea because .... Continue

No catastrophes are scheduled this week

Good News: No catastrophes are scheduled for this week! Wildfires are being controlled, earthquake monitors are flatlined, the Plague Is What It Is, and volcanoes are silent. Schools are closed, large gatherings banned, the NRA looted by its executives -- even mass-shootings have been postponed. ... Continue