Heard the news last night, oh boy!

So how about that news?

What news, you say?

You know, the News. Trump. Bernie/Hillary. Black woman found dead in a Texas jail “committing suicide” over a minor traffic violation. No war with Iran. Trump.

I can’t help it, I love the Donald in all his grotesque, cartoon Orange Avenger, fried hair, completely uncontrollable, off the wall race-baiting, I’ll do anything for a headline, I’m the world’s biggest and proudest jerk and I don’t give a damn what you think, rampage on the American stage of politics. Do you see, world. We are unbeatable! We have, hands down, the world’s most obnoxious Fat-Cat Rich Slob and that’s why We’re Number One!

Gotta love the Bern, too. In the opposite corner, from the borough of Brooklyn, by way of Brattleboro, wearing the red trunks with the white sickle, at 185 pounds, the Socialist Slammer, the name the banks dare not mention, Sanders the Slayer! And in the other corner someone named Hillary Somethingorother. All right you two, let’s have a clean fight. No hitting below the belt, no rabbit punches and no stuffing your gloves with PAC money. Now go to your corners.

And you, Mr. Ayatollah of Persia, such a nicer sounding name, I raise you a Kerry and a Moniz, challenged of stature, but a giant at the table (with the help of a phone book). Curse you, Obama, and your peaceful ways!

And how about that Texas cop? Is that not a law officer dedicated to his vehicular duty? Ain’t no lane-changer going to get away with that on his watch. Have you seen this guy’s starring role in the training video he did for the Texas state troopers about how to intimidate and create an incident with an African-American woman driving her car over an unsignalled lane-change, done by 80-90% of all drivers on American roads every day so that he could arrest her? Arrest her! Arrest her!! Because she had the audacity to be annoyed.

Then this police department wants us to believe this woman, having no police record whatsoever, about to start a job at a Texas university, was so despondent about being busted by this moron cop, that she hung herself in jail!

The judicial gears in Bunghole, Texas, or wherever this murder occurred, are already grinding to fit the cop’s story. Just watch this psycho Texas cop mess with this woman, this bastard’s victim, to judge for yourself the insanity of this story the police have cooked up. Jesus!

And that’s it on the news front last week. Can’t wait for next week’s tidings.