Trump will add sidekick, band to daily briefing show
Trump will add sidekick, band to daily briefing show
The Covid-19 Daily Briefing Show starring Donald Trump will up the production values of the nightly live broadcast by bringing in a sidekick for Trump and a live studio band.
“This virus thing is such a bummer, we needed to kick things up a notch,” said a source from the White House Broadcasting Company. The sidekick job, which will entail introducing the president and discerning, then laughing at, his attempts at humor. On the short list: Kanye West, Roseann Barr and a “prudently sedated” Gary Busey.
The band, which will perform the ‘walk-on’ music for regular guests including Mike Pence and Dr. Anthony Fauci, will include Trump boosters Ted Nugent and Kid Rock.
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Nice to have a lightweight moment.
Maybe a strongman & a tattoed person also.